smart students

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong…
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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